tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-49059817104199214242011-04-21T21:25:13.219-07:00Tarantula Vaticannoreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905981710419921424.post-20459085718905643812011-03-15T16:49:00.000-07:002011-03-15T17:18:45.035-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0-qToULLxqo/TYAB3rl_UCI/AAAAAAAAAks/QoaRymkOsOo/s1600/Picture%2B4.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 274px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0-qToULLxqo/TYAB3rl_UCI/AAAAAAAAAks/QoaRymkOsOo/s400/Picture%2B4.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5584465594045911074" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ogcBGrRyJ00/TX_7Q7X9pPI/AAAAAAAAAkc/91KwWxnT30E/s1600/_MG_9773.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 271px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ogcBGrRyJ00/TX_7Q7X9pPI/AAAAAAAAAkc/91KwWxnT30E/s400/_MG_9773.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5584458331197383922" /></a><br />dsvdvdsvsdv<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4905981710419921424-2045908571890564381?l=sinisterrobot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tarantula Vaticannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4905981710419921424.post-83386729678785747982008-09-06T14:22:00.001-07:002008-09-06T14:22:51.156-07:00Are you ready?<br /><br />I can’t HEAR you!<br /><br />Oh, right. The whole internet aspect. That does put a damper on the ‘hearing you’ thing. Well, I’ll assume that I couldn’t hear you enthusiastically say either “We’re Ready!” or “Yes!” to my now-rhetorical question, and I will ask it again, just in the hopes that you will be louder.<br /><br />ARE-YOU-READY?!?!?!<br /><br />Audience: Yeah! WOOO<br />(Some Asshole Off in the Back of the Crowd: Freebird!)<br /><br />Well hold on to your asses while they get blown away by the sheer, unrelenting, highly-pressured cannon-blast of funny shot so hard and fast up your ass its like being sodomized by a jester’s baton!<br /><br />Hmm… that doesn’t sound as pleasurable as I wanted the description of unequaled hilarity to sound. Sounds more rapey than I would like. Like your getting raped by comedy. I’m fairly certain doctors, police officers, and Susan B. Anthony would say that the topic of unconsenting forced sex is not a humorous one, and we all know Susan B. Anthony made the flag, (or some other womany thing.) And, much like superman or George Washington, the flag cannot tell a lie. So, using applied laws of Aristotelian Philosophical Deduction, rape is not hilarious. So, we wont rape you with humor.<br /><br />However, the humor will be biting, edgy, powerful, insightful, and only pandering about 30 to 40 percent of the time. 80 percent of the time if we run out of ideas.<br /><br />We will be like Gorge Carlin, Richard Pryor, or Lenny Bruce, only lacking the subtly, brlliance and over-all talent. But we will still kick a fair amount of ass. Like, ten, maybe twenty asses an hour. We will measure how great our articles are by the AKPH, or Asses Kicked Per Hour!<br /><br />Anyway, brace yourself, strap yourself in, and get ready. The best humor site on earth is about to punch you in the ear!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4905981710419921424-8338672967878574798?l=sinisterrobot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Tarantula Vaticannoreply@blogger.com0